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It's called The Commis i kinda felt this one a lot, its pretty close to my heart.

*all characters are completely fictional and any semblance to actual persons or events real or imagined is purely coincidental*

medium.com/@jd_brown/the-commi

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I just want to be considered ~aggressively bisexual~

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That hog is ripped, bro! You’re cock is buff af, seriously dude,, shredded! Like, that is a cut dick homie!

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just a reminder that “cishet” is pronounced “sis-shay”

don’t tell a sleeping cat she can’t sleep forever

@brogepi huuuhhh eiughhhh nnnnfeuuuuu - the sounds i make getting up from a Good Sit

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don’t call it a revolution if it doesn’t have armed women’s protection units

@peptostate it's easy, they're on tracks. just hit the accelerator til you get there

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As the self-appointed “Badd Dadd” of masto, please feel free to come to me for: advice on leaf raking, compliments on varnish, congratulations on a good grade, questions about sex, or if you need me to buy you beer.

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boost to punch a cop
fav to punch a nazi

no one will know which is which!

how to text people without feeling like you’re bothering them?

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Knzk.me

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This instance isn't focused on any theme or subject, feel free to talk about whatever you want. Although the main languages are English and Japanese, We accept every single language and country.
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