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Them: dress for the job you want, not the job you have!

Me:

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Christopher Columbus has his own holiday but us history treats John Brown as a “controversial figure”

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It's called The Commis i kinda felt this one a lot, its pretty close to my heart.

*all characters are completely fictional and any semblance to actual persons or events real or imagined is purely coincidental*

medium.com/@jd_brown/the-commi

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I just want to be considered ~aggressively bisexual~

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That hog is ripped, bro! You’re cock is buff af, seriously dude,, shredded! Like, that is a cut dick homie!

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just a reminder that “cishet” is pronounced “sis-shay”

don’t tell a sleeping cat she can’t sleep forever

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don’t call it a revolution if it doesn’t have armed women’s protection units

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As the self-appointed “Badd Dadd” of masto, please feel free to come to me for: advice on leaf raking, compliments on varnish, congratulations on a good grade, questions about sex, or if you need me to buy you beer.

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boost to punch a cop
fav to punch a nazi

no one will know which is which!

how to text people without feeling like you’re bothering them?

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i don’t give a flying fuck what anyone else thinks but in the same exact breath i really don’t want anyone to hate me

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🤔❓ i have already refused to do weird things to get home and this feels like a choo-choo- train.

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@JohnBrownJr and the story of a girl, who cried a river and drowned the whole world

this is a story all about how my life got flip, turned upside down,

if i didn’t toot thru it (my depression) how much worse would it be?

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@JohnBrownJr kids shut the fuxk up for like A Minute challenge 2k19

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Knzk.me

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