Love to start drinking at 11:00 am on a Wednesday morning

thinking about that dilbert youtube with ranch or cool ranch

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[receptionist at clothing-optional beach, inviting the next group to check in]

"send nudes"

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lol simpsons. homer dumb. homer fall down. "doh"!!!

I'm about ten years late with this whole Death Grips thing, eh?

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Harrison + Emma are roomies, Jeneva is a friend of theirs who lives in a city a few hrs away. She's a medical engineering student studying prosthetics + adaptive devices, specializing in inorganic + syntis hybrid designs; she loves rabbits + has a giant collection of bunny-themed stuff, & moonlights as a street medic. her mod is a prototype optical implant made of pufferfish syntis; they kind of function like mirrored contact lenses which can be...occasionally inconvenient but they look pretty

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using my invincibility frames to cut in line at Tesco

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@Joe_Platt There's a tech YouToober that does a lot of hi-fi and other stuff named "Techmoan"

Damn, really loving my new hi-fi system. Physical media is back and in fashion, folks

installed the Facebook app onto my dog, now he barks out racism and other idiocy at all hours of the day . Please help

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Knzk.me

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