"bees" is inherently funny to me. the bar to make me laugh is much lower if you can shoehorn bees into any joke

Commercial Announcer: Tom Brady, you just won the Super Bowl. What are you gonna do next?

Tom: *applies Burt’s Bees* I’m going to kiss my son!

Once upon a time, I dreamt I was a bee, buzzing hither and thither, to all intents and purposes a bee. I was conscious only of my happiness as a bee, unaware that I was myself. Soon I awaked, and there I was, veritably myself again. Now I do not know whether I was then a man dreaming I was a bee, or whether I am now a bee, dreaming I am a man.

letting bees die so that hardworking Americans can pollinate instead under a dome of fucking fire for all eternity

These days Burt mostly just wanders around the office mumbling stuff like “noted journalist Talia Lavin used to follow me. Frequent booster too”


hi! I'm Bee and as you probably guessed I'm here because tumblr? (and maybe also because I came up with a good username idea earlier)

I'm bi and love dnd, gaming, cats, and french fries. confused so pls be nice

Immorten Burt: *turns off wax supply* Do not, my friends, become addicted to balm. It will take hold of you, and you will resent its absence!

“I’m begging you to put my balm on your lips.” - Burt

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🐝🐝 Balm Em All 1984
I am wax man
410757864530 Dead Bees

I want a girl with a short skirt and a looooooooot of bees.

You can’t hide from us. Everything is our beeswax.

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