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Minimum ages in the US:
buy cigarettes: 18
smoke cigarettes: 20
vote: 22
marital sex: 23
buy alcohol: 25
pre-marital sex: 26
drink alcohol: 27
rent a car: must be a boomer
join the military: 14
buy a gun (in person): 11
buy a gun (online): 12
drive a tractor: 7

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talking a lot of shit for a feller in lasso-ing range 🤠

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[Werner Herzog voice] ah, zhe lowest form of humor. zhe meta joke. zhe foursth wall shatters, like your expectations.

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you and me? we're cowpokes

this here timeline? the trail

these posts? gentle harmonica tunes along the way

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hey everyone welcome to my podcast where i just read the names of patreon supporters for an hour what’s up.

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are we falling for that girl?

( this is a second recorded take of this thing. trying shifting the vocals to the beat instead of the reverse. still a mess but also i fuckin' love it so wot eva )

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status: unconvinced that neurotypical people exist

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posting up at the bar and starting a 2 hour conversation with the first person who will respond to me #straightRP

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