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me, letting the dog outside like 10 times in four hours: "h-"
the dog, shitting on the floor anyways:

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me: *running around, pointing a cool stick I got from the park at gamers and yelling "Anita Sarkeesian" like a Harry Potter spell and watching them fall over screaming racial slurs*

las vegas is, of course, spanish for "the vegas"

Ugh I'll figure out which account to go to later, I can't migrate all my follows from my app.

Well shit do I retreat to my radical.town backup or go back to the mastodon.social one?

My wolves need shorter names like Toaster and Craisinberry.

The wolf within me that has convinced itself I will eventually use the semester of upcoming Japanese language courses is ripping the throats out of the other two wolves named "Are You Actually Gonna Find A Class To Replace Them If You Aren't Gonna Use It" and "German Was A Great Language Choice, Bucko".

my friends are playing heart of iron in discord and i am not. this has not stopped me from being loudly italian, however

alc mention,pokemon 

bigfoots cousin, good ol bigdick. evidence of its existence is the singular track it leaves in the dirt

In case it even needs to be said, Nazi punks fuck off.

Remember that Gab is a sinking ship and they're basically grabbing onto Mastodon like a parasite in a desperate attempt to get attention from the "drama" of doing so.

thedailybeast.com/gab-is-in-fu

Torba has no self-awareness to see how pathetic it looks that his master race ass is incompetent at making a working website so he has to resort to using software made by a Jew instead.

App devs will block their domains, server admins will block their domains, and that'll be the end of that.

Another new profile icon, this time by ArtByPac on birdsite

God I wish I had money for a new phone. This one is really shitting out on me.

Well, then I remember how disgustingly fragile so many newer phones are and just kinda die

All technology must have a night mode, I don't make the rules

This will seem like a hot take, but my bet is that your favourite piece of media isn't perfect. Criticising the things you love is valuable because it helps you isolate what it is you love about them. This helps to integrate your relationship to them into a broader understanding of what you personally get out of art. Greater understanding is always a good thing

𝙏𝙃𝙄𝙎 𝙄𝙎 𝘼 𝙏𝙀𝙎𝙏. 𝙏𝙃𝙄𝙎 𝘼𝘾𝘾𝙊𝙐𝙉𝙏 𝙄𝙎 𝘾𝙊𝙉𝘿𝙐𝘾𝙏𝙄𝙉𝙂 𝘼 𝙏𝙀𝙎𝙏 𝙊𝙁 𝙏𝙃𝙀 𝘿𝘼𝙄𝙇𝙔 𝘽𝙄𝙍𝙏𝙃𝘿𝘼𝙔 𝙋𝙊𝙎𝙏 𝙎𝙔𝙎𝙏𝙀𝙈. 𝙏𝙃𝙄𝙎 𝙄𝙎 𝙊𝙉𝙇𝙔 𝘼 𝙏𝙀𝙎𝙏. 𝙋𝙇𝙀𝘼𝙎𝙀 𝘽𝙊𝙊𝙎𝙏 𝙏𝙊 𝘾𝙊𝙉𝙁𝙄𝙍𝙈 𝙏𝙃𝘼𝙏 𝙔𝙊𝙐 𝙃𝘼𝙑𝙀 𝙍𝙀𝘾𝙀𝙄𝙑𝙀𝘿 𝙏𝙃𝙄𝙎 𝙈𝙀𝙎𝙎𝘼𝙂𝙀.

Garrett: "I don't kill people cuz it's noisy and doesn't pay"

Me playing the game: "when the fuck do I unlock the explosive arrows"

Look I'm not gonna stop doing crime in Elder Scrolls until someone un-fucks the new Thief reboot and they make another one that isn't painfully mediocre.

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