JUNIOR WEB DEVELOPER
- copy and paste CSS
- waste a bunch of time switching between two different templates until your boss finally decides on one
- write alt text
- contribute to an "agile" development team
- Master's degree in computer science
- 8+ years experience writing Python, C++ or R
- top secret security clearance
@Aleums so did you read this directly from my job description or did you just read my soul,
@LucasTheDrgn I'm reading this from all the places I'm applying to 🙃
@Aleums rip in fuckin' pip my friend
@LucasTheDrgn it's been four months of this and I want to cry
Especially the place where I contracted at near the beginning of my career that wouldn't even give me an interview because I couldn't do their math and reading comprehnsion test to their satisfaction.
And yet I think they were still using some of the software that I had developed for them.
It's a nice little gut punch.
@Aleums i once interviewed for a "junior web designer" position that required "knowledge of html & css", and for the interview they sat me down with a laptop and asked me to write a complete mySQL interface in 30 minutes.
@tobinalex nightmare interview
@Aleums it turned out they were basically a money-laundering company too so ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
You forgot to mention the salary, which is slightly less than it is possible to live on.
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