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Alright. I'm gonna be smart about this and just fucking move now. I'll leave this account up for about 24 hours for any of my friends. You'll see me on radical town.

Sheriff can't solve this goddamn case

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using the FEMA broadcast system to notify everyone in America I’ve changed instances

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I'm a sheriff. What's that, you ask? Well, I keep the peace round these parts mostly. Boost the odd toot. But I'm not an admin or a mod, so much like a real cop, I'm completely useless

folks i think we have all forgotten the power of toot

🎺 TOOT 🎺

Bible: Angels look like a giant wheel of flame.
Renaissance painter: This one looks like my sexy boyfriend.
Bible: No! They have a hundred eyes!
Painter: Cute babies?

Fave if you would buy my nudes

Just curious (and very poor)

Fool me once, shame on you, fool me twice, DOUBLE shame on you.
In this house we don't victim blame.

posting on mastodon like an early morning radio show

I successfully deleted all 28 “what’s up?” questions in my curious cat inbox

Did more adulting today, even sent out some invoices. I'm proud of myself.

whoever the hell keeps emailing me pictures of fred flintstone and barney rubble fucking, i appreciate it, but dont send them to my work address

are u a bad enough dude to listen to authority and live by the rules?

fucked up that I can't fuck my boyfriend from across an ocean, when's he getting back

just found something on youtube called a "lets play". seems pretty wholesome

reading a flash comic from the 90s. I present this panel without any further comment

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