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BORN TO P A T R O L
NOTTINGHAM IS A FUCK
鬼神 Arrest Em All 1989
I am tax man
410,757,864,530 MERRY MEN

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If our names were based on reality, Little John would be called “Big John” and I would be called “Thicc Sheriff”

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using the FEMA broadcast system to notify everyone in America I’ve changed instances

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I'm a sheriff. What's that, you ask? Well, I keep the peace round these parts mostly. Boost the odd toot. But I'm not an admin or a mod, so much like a real cop, I'm completely useless

@007 @Quixote171 @Absolutely_Blakely we can either be honest about how handsome I am, or modest. Can’t have both

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@brogepi cause he's really a solid and funny poster and i think he's mad underrated

Robot Masters slated for appearance in Mega Man 11:

- Slime Man
- Truck Man
- Razor Man
- Beard Man
- Wine Man
- Snow Man
- Rubber Man
- Mail Man

yeah i gotta watch the wizarding world burn

THIS IS THE NYPD!!!!!! GET ON THE FUCKING GROUND!!!!!!!!!!!!! IF YOU DONT BOOST MY BIRTHDAY TOOT RIGHT THE FUCK NOW I DONT KNOW WHAT ILL BE FORCED TO DO

no, sorry, i don't pet dogs. i'm waiting til marriage

NEGGING ME DOESNT WORK SORRY SWEATY

haha trick question @pbandkate i have already been compared to mozart many times. so basically, checkmate

this is gunna be full fuckin nonsense just warning you all

time to train in Apex Legends so I can one day join Larry and impress him with my gaming skills

offending people on this web site by comparing them to musicians i love

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Knzk.me

Knzk.me is Fast and Stable instance.
This instance isn't focused on any theme or subject, feel free to talk about whatever you want. Although the main languages are English and Japanese, We accept every single language and country.
Everyone is welcome as long as you follow our code of conduct!


Infrastructure and more details: /about/more

Status: status.knzk.me