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Why don't the proletariat, the largest class, simply eat the other classes

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I’ve heard that there’s a small bookstore with a cat near me so I’m going to try to visit him. see you in like 20 minutes

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u can have this Yog
my empire of Hurt
i can make u Go
i will make u Gurt

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I'd loose all my clout if people found out that I've actually never posted

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GamerGate was the Occupy Wall Street of the right

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you get to the airbnb, open the fridge, im in it, alive, horny, another mystery for scoob and the gang

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Are you feeling sour?

Is life giving you lemons?

Well, so is Supermart!

We have a buy five get five off sale on fresh lemons, for the next five hours only 🍋

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almost anyone could be responsible for the development of this website. i guess we'll never know for sure

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"Ppl who throw eggs are tbe real fascists," I said, basking in the smell of my own ass juice.

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Axel Foley, the only character to be named after automotive sound effects

Sisqo: She had dumps like a truck
Me: Uh.....

Masto meetup on remote scottish island, bring your own wicker man

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a stain-covered ripped t-shirt that says “i went to the masto meatup and all i got was cummed on, shidded and fard”

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Mastodon UK Meetup outside the twitter offices

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if i charged 5 dollars to meet herman i think i could easily make a hundred and fifty bucks. that's the price of mild fame

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Knzk.me

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